Welcome to the Chaos Goblin Mail Club!!!

OCTOBER 2026 EDITION

Bandit would like to introduce our very first edition to ya 🐾

“This month is my debut. So, it shall be named…”

🥁 DRUMROLL PLEASE 🥁

“THE PREMIERE OF BANDIT.”

Bandit pauses dramatically.

“This physical letter, delivered straight into your mortal hands, contains:”

🐾 THE PREMIERE OF BANDIT

*Physical letters ship out 13th of Every Month*

1. A 12-page A6 booklet
Containing an immersive story starring yours truly~

2. An A5 art print
Hand-drawn by my apprentice, starring ✨ME✨

3. An A5 sticker sheet
Featuring my various poses. There are many. I am very photogenic.

4. An A5 activity card + materials
A little activity for you to perform under my supervision. Naturally.

5. Custom-printed 100gsm paper wrapping
Because ordinary wrapping paper simply will not do.

6. A custom sticker of the month
One tiny Bandit for your collection.

7. A collectible card
Keep it safe. You never know what it might be worth someday.

8. A hand-stamped custom envelope
Because your mail deserves to arrive with a little ✨ceremony✨.

9. A shiny holographic sticker of my butt?!

“WHICH I CLEARLY DID NOT APPROVE.”

Bandit looks deeply offended.

“But to quote my human, Gwen: "Desperate times call for desperate measures."

Physical letters ship out 13th of every Month.

Founding 20🐾- SEPARATE LISTING🐾

✨ FOR THE FIRST 20 GOBLINS ✨

Bandit looks around suspiciously.

“Ahem. I mean… humans.”

The first 20 humans to sign up will become the founding goblins of Season 1 and lock in the founding price of $14.99 per edition for the entire season.

Season 1 runs from October 2026 to October 2027 and consists of 13 editions.

“Thirteen?!”

Gwen: “Yes, Bandit. Thirteen.”

“Excellent. I approve.”

Your final October 2027 edition will contain a little something special: a hardbound cover and binding thread, so you can gather your Season 1 editions together and bind them into a physical book of your very own.

One year of Chaos Goblin Mail Club.

One complete archive.

A book you can actually put on your shelf and say:

“I was here when Bandit first entered the human realm.”

The full Season 1 subscription is paid upfront as a one-time payment.