{"title":"October 2026 Snail Mail - Premiere of Bandit Edition","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"october-2026-edition","title":"October 2026 Edition- Chaos Goblin Mail Club🐾","description":"\u003ch1\u003eWelcome to the Chaos Goblin Mail Club!!!\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOCTOBER 2026 EDITION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBandit would like to introduce our very first edition to ya 🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“This month is my debut. So, it shall be named…”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🥁 DRUMROLL PLEASE 🥁\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“THE PREMIERE OF BANDIT.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBandit pauses dramatically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“This physical letter, delivered straight into your mortal hands, contains:”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🐾 THE PREMIERE OF BANDIT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Physical letters ship out 13th of Every Month*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1. A 12-page A6 booklet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContaining an immersive story starring yours truly~\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2. An A5 art print\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHand-drawn by my apprentice, starring ✨ME✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3. 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A hand-stamped custom envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause your mail deserves to arrive with a little ✨ceremony✨.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e9. A shiny holographic sticker of my butt?!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“WHICH I CLEARLY DID NOT APPROVE.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBandit looks deeply offended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“But to quote my human, Gwen: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Desperate times call for desperate measures.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePhysical letters ship out 13th of every Month.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFounding 20🐾- SEPARATE LISTING🐾\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ FOR THE FIRST 20 GOBLINS ✨\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBandit looks around suspiciously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Ahem. 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